Creepy, or Romantic?

“He doesn’t blame you for ruining a potentially romantic moment? This may be a boy to hold on to.” “Okay, who says the moment was romantic? Does “tell me what to do, I’ll do anything for you” sound romantic? OR CREEPY?” “Creepy,” admitted Dad. “Romantic,” said Mom. “Seriously, Mom?” “Look, Read more…

Where’s The Zombie Love?

People think vampires are so sexy, and I’ve never really understood why. Maybe it’s the whole penetration aspect? I don’t know. Anyway. I decided that other kinds of undead deserve a little love, too. What’s wrong with zombies? Oh, sure, people point out that vampires are sentient while zombies are Read more…

Excerpt From Chapter Two

The boy didn’t seem to take any notes or even really pay the slightest attention to the teacher. This would have seemed normal if he had been sneaking texts on his cell phone under his desk or picking zits or something, but he wasn’t. He was gazing at me. Like, chin on one hand, content to sit like this forever, might as well be gazing out the window kind of staring.

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